The Brazzers network has done hardcore spoofs of several big Hollywood sci-fi movies. They’re each about 30-40 minutes with one long sex scene. I’m liking the Brazzers style right now — good mix of camp and raunch, professional lighting and camerawork (sadly not always the case in porn). This X-Men spoof was just posted this month.
XXX-Men: The Hellfire Club (based on X-Men: First Class)
Starring Alexis Ford and Mick Blue
“There’s a secret society of X-Rated people living among us. They appear normal, but behind closed doors, their extreme sexual powers make them hornier than you can possibly imagine. Let nympho Alexis Ford take you on a tour of the Hellfire Club, and introduce you to a sexual world you never knew existed.” Fuck yeah, Emma Frost porn! Previews: flash clips and photo gallery.
Insextion (based on Inception)
Starring Juelz Ventura, Alexis Ford and Johnny Sins
“Alexis and Juelz are top-notch extractors and their next job, Johnny, comes with its share of obstacles. Johnny’s got the key to a fortune in his mind and the only way for the ladies to retrieve it is… you guessed it. Alexis takes the plunge and ventures deep into Johnny’s subconscious via shared dreaming. Does the ruse pay off? Find out in the cockbuster event of the year!” Suitcases filled with wires = special effects porno-style. Previews: flash clips and photo gallery.
I Am Cock (based on I Am Legend)
Starring Amy Ried and Keiran Lee
“The story of the last man on earth…with a huge cock! He’s the only survivor of a virus that has turned every woman on the planet into Big Cock Craving Zombies. He has the antidote in his sperm and will have to fuck them all, one by one, in order to turn them back into humans before they fuck him to death.” Note to self: add this one to the zombie porn list.
Splooger (based on Looper)
Starring Paige Delight and Danny D
“Danny has a special gift: he travels through time when he’s about to blow his load! When he comes all over his girlfriend’s face while she’s at work, completely out of nowhere, she knows some serious fucking is about to go down. He has to close the loop and shoot that splooge!” That makes just as much sense as Looper did. Previews: flash clips and photo gallery.
Deep Impact (based on Deep Impact)
Starring Brooklyn Blue and Danny D
“It’s the last day on earth, and the latest news report from ZZ News says that they are only 30 minutes left until the planet explodes. When Danny’s girlfriend asks him what he wants to do with his last half hour on earth, he tells her the truth: he wants to fuck her hot sister Brooklyn. Hey, it’s the end of the world, after all!” Some titles don’t require a porny pun cuz they already sound porny. Previews: flash clips and photo gallery.