Before he was a movie star, long before he was a politician, Arnold Schwarzenegger was a champion bodybuilder and star of the documentary Pumping Iron. He pumps a lot of iron, flexes his muscles and practices competition poses, smokes doobies and says things like “It’s as satisfying to me as coming is, you know? As having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I’m getting the feeling of coming at home, I’m getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night.” It’s a seriously great movie.
White Ghetto’s latest sort of porn parody is This Isn’t Pumping Iron … It’s A XXX Spoof. Expect five or six sex scenes featuring muscular women, perhaps having sex on or around exercise equipment. Don’t expect much plot or parody content beyond the box cover.
Back in 1986, Henri Pachard directed the porn parody Pumping Flesh. Erica Boyer played a pornstar who “inherits a posh bodybuilding club in San Francisco” and institutes some creative new workout programs.
Dig the tagline: “Straining, Bulging, Glistening Muscles Made For Love!”
The fine 1980s cast includes Danielle, Lois Ayres, Nina Hartley, Wendi Wood, Joey Silvera, John Leslie and Paul Thomas.