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Brazzers Does Sci-Fi
The Brazzers network has done hardcore spoofs of several big Hollywood sci-fi movies. They’re each about 30-40 minutes with one long sex scene. I’m liking the Brazzers style right now — good mix of...
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Pumping Iron Porn Parodies, New and Old
Before he was a movie star, long before he was a politician, Arnold Schwarzenegger was a champion bodybuilder and star of the documentary Pumping Iron. He pumps a lot of iron, flexes his muscles and...
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Classic XXX Superheroes: Blackman and Anal Woman
Superhero porn parodies have been all the rage over the past few years, bumpdrafting the mainstream Hollywood superhero craze. But the history of super-powered smut goes back much further....
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Retro Reissue: Hawaii Vice from 1988
This box cover confused me. At first I thought “Cinderella: the lost footage” was the name of the movie. But then “Hawaii Vice” also looked like the name of the movie. OK, I figured it out soon enough....
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Xcalibur: The Lords of Sex trilogy from Pierre Woodman
There have been many King Arthur movies over the years. If you don’t count the Monte Python version, the best is clearly John Boorman’s 1981 Excalibur. In 2007-2008, French pornographer Pierre Woodman...
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Spy Hard, Jason Bourne XXX series from Brazzers
Brazzers has produced a multi-part Jason Bourne/James Bond international superspy porn parody series over the last few years. Brazzers contract woodsman Danny D plays lead role “Jason Blaine”...
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The Morgan Sex Project series, XXX riff on Blair Witch Project
The Blair Witch Project was a mindboggling success in the summer of 1999. Made for less than $100,000, it ended up grossing $250 million. Fifteen years later, the Hollywood studios and wannabes and...
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Planet of the Babes
In 2001, piggybacking on the godawful Tim Burton Planet of the Apes remake, Jim Powers directed the far superior porn parody Planet of the Babes. The Powers version follows the original plot exactly:...
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San Francisco 69ers vs Green Bay Ass Packers
Are you ready for some football smut? Back in 1997 director Jim Powers, master of gonzo and parody alike, got fans ready with the all-girl football flick San Francisco 69’ers. Blurb: “It’s first down...
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Bat Pussy – the first superhero porn parody?
The last four years has been the Golden Age of superhero porn parody. Pornographers have methodically worked their way through the DC and Marvel canon, and every Hollywood superhero blockbuster has...
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Bathman dal pianeta Eros – 1982 Italian Batman parody
Researching a project on superhero porn, I recently stumbled across this oddity: Bathman dal pianeta Eros, a very silly 1982 Batman porn parody made in Italy. The title translates to Bathman from...
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The Vampire Films of Misty Mundae
Seduction Cinema has been making campy softcore porn parodies since the 1990s. Their movies show up overnight on pay cable channels sometimes, though IMHO they’re much more fun than the usual Skinemax...
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Burning Angel Halloween: The Craft XXX, Dong of the Dead and more
Burning Angel has a history of celebrating Halloween with horror porn spoofs. This year they released two of their classics together on DVD and video-on-demand, The Craft XXX and Dong of the Dead. Both...
View ArticleStill no Hunger Games porn parody for some reason
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 comes out this weekend, the third of four planned movies based on the dystopian young adult novel trilogy. And for whatever reason, the porn industry has once again...
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Long-lost 1972 Godfather Parody Found and Reissued by Alpha Blue
The fine folks at Alpha Blue Archives continue to seek out, restore and reissue early porn that would otherwise be lost to the ages. Their latest discovery is The Godmother, a long-lost 1972 porn...
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H.W.A. stands for Ho’s Wit Attitude
The megahyped N.W.A. biopic Straight Outta Compton opens today. A “Where Are They Now?” piece at Hollywood Reporter coldly points out that Dr Dre and Ice Cube both have nine-figure net worths today...
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